Ok so The Little Mermaid is a classic, right? Well Disney, being the money hungry assholes they are, decided to make a straight to DVD movie called "Ariel's Beginning" or something like that. Like seriously, wtf?!?! It was bad enough they made a Mulan II that was only about being against arranged marriages, had shitty songs, and Mulan was breaking even more gender roles but kinda in shitty non-Chinese ways. Oh and then awhile ago they had 2 more sequels to Beauty and the Beast. I only saw one and it was Christmas themed, with the motto being that hope is the greatest gift to receive and Paul Reubens the dude from Pee Wee's Playhouse was the voice for a musical instrument. (Yay run-on sentences!)

Anyhoo the point is Disney keeps fucking with classics and I'm sick of it. I mean i believe this is the third sequel to The Little Mermaid. They made that awful second movie where Ariel has a daughter, and of course it sucked. Hey Disney, stop slamming the head of good ideas against the wall till it explodes and leaves blood anywhere and no one remembers what the head looked like in the first place because its so nasty no one wants to watch it.